What is a Monokini?

This swimsuit (pictured below) really turn me on.  To be honest, I’ve only ever seen one worn in the flesh at Kip’s place in Breckenridge years ago.  The chick wearing it was kinda hot but had zero personality and Kip (and even his sister) had nicknamed the chick “downs” – as in down-syndrome which is kinda horrible.  A family I grew up with had the eldest son (my age) had severe down-syndrome and Andrew was part of growing up.

I would love to see more girls, with cuter nicknames wearing these kind of swimsuits.

Ow, so where I started this blog post was me saying that I didn’t know that it was called a ‘monokini’.  But after doing some research…. I’m not sure if this definition is correct.

[mon-uh-kee-nee]
noun
A topless bikini.

And further reading:

The monokini, designed by Rudi Gernreich in 1964, consisting of only a brief, close-fitting bottom and two thin straps, was the first women’s topless swimsuit. His revolutionary and controversial design included a bottom that “extended from the midriff to the upper thigh” and was “held up by shoestring laces that make a halter around the neck.” Some attribute Gernreich’s design to initiating or as a symbol of the sexual revolution.

So what would you guys call this?

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Padded Speedo

I’m just wondering if anyone has seen a speedo padded like a pair of bike shorts?

I’m thinking of getting an elliptical trainer and using it in the house. Long rides on little bike seats hurt so I figured I’d have to wear bike pants but was wondering if there was a brief option?

If you have any ideas, leave a comment (I do read them all – even the mean ones).

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American Chick who wants to surf

A month or so ago I was contacted by this chick from the US who is friends with one of the guys Kip and I fucked in Breckenridge last year.

This chick is in Aussie for a year working and will be driving through next weekend and she seems pretty cool.  I’ve offered to let her borrow the couch for the weekend.  We are friends on the Facestalker and she is pretty cute (I know she reads this blog as well so I’ll be polite).

She wants to surf and generally, surfer chicks are pretty cool (and hot).

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Unfortunately, the water is a little too cold for surfing in a bikini (or speedos for that matter). So it will probably be wetsuits if we surf.  Should be a fun weekend entertaining someone who has never been to Aussie before.

Alex’s First Threesome Experience

I hope you guys are enjoying my reminiscing about my sexual experiences with Alex now 18 months or so ago.

This is the first time in my life that I’ve really helped a guy who had gay sexual urges really explore those for the first time. I’m being careful and taking things slow with Alex but it has been really hot and I kinda wish that when I was exploring my gay side I had a guy to help me and take things slow.

This is the fourth experience with Alex that I’ve written in depth about.  You can read the other two experiences at these links:

You guys know I love threesomes, it was my first MMF bisexual threesome that prompted me to start this blog.  For what happened in this post, Alex had never had a threesome but it was something he was super keen to try…..  Enjoy guys.


Alex texted me early in the week and told me that he was going to take Friday afternoon off work if I was keen to ‘play’. I said “HELL YEAH”. It was then that I returned to Alex’s sexual bucket list which I mentioned after writing about our last experience together last week. One of the things on Alex’s sexual bucket list is to have a threesome with two guys.

We had an entire Friday afternoon to ourselves I thought that I’d try and line this up for Alex and after mentioning this to him he thought it sounded great.

Then I had to start thinking of who would be the third guy to join us. I could find a Grindr hookup but if it didn’t work out that would suck for Alex’s first threesome. There is the gay couple that I hooked up with a few weeks ago but they are somewhat ‘experienced’ and not sure if they would be that excited about breaking in a first timer who also has a girlfriend and isn’t 100% sure of his sexuality. Then there is Tim, the first guy I hooked up with when I got back here. Last time I hooked up with Tim was for a threesome with a friend of his who turned out to be pretty drunk when he arrived and it wasn’t the best experience. But Tim is hot, loves speedos and I think would be willing to be patient with a first timer like Alex.

I shot Tim a message, “Interested in a 3sum on Friday afternoon @ Birdie Beach with a bi/curious mate of mine?”

Birdie Beach Gay Threesome

Tim’s reply, “HELL YEAH!!!”

Hahaha, that wasn’t the exact words but he thought it was a great idea.

I checked back with Alex and told him about Tim who I have written about on my blog and Alex said that he was excited for his first ever threesome. The plan was for Alex to come over to my place, then for us to drive up to Birdie Beach (nude beach about 25 minutes north of my place), meet Tim up there, find a nice secluded place in the dunes and the three of us fuck like rabbits.

Friday morning finally came around and I had some stuff packed and ready:

Speedos – of course it would be a speedo only event, as long as we kept them on. I chose a pair of Blue AussieBum Portsea’s
Condoms
Lube
Large Picnic Blanket
Sunscreen
Booze
Water
Camera – just kidding, Alex and I not being ‘out’ this wouldn’t have gone down well but if it does, I promise you guys will be the first to see it.
Alex arrived on time, we made out a little bit, compared speedos, double checked we had everything we needed and then left on time – I drove because Alex didn’t want anyone from his work seeing his car parked at the beach when he was supposed to be at a dentists appointment…. he was getting an oral exam though (cheesy I know, I’m sorry).

The carpark at Birdie Beach always feels seedy, some people are just there for the beach, some are tourists that stopped because it is a beautiful spot, some are there for a surf, some are there to nude it up, some up there for casual sex and it feels like everyone there is trying to figure out why everyone else is there. Tim was already there and I parked next to him. Everyone made introductions and then it dawned on me that maybe Tim and Alex knew each other from school or something, they both grew up in the area. That might have been a fly in the lube but turns out the guys didn’t know each other.

We grabbed all our gear and headed to the beach.

Nude Beach - Birdie Beach

The nude area of Birdie Beach is supposed to be the northern end where the creek flows out near the headland, but we headed south because the beach down there is always desserted. We walked for 20 minutes, maybe half an hour before we all agreed that we had a good spot. We walked up into the dunes a little bit and we were all happy with the spot.

This next part was a little wierd but Tim was great in breaking in the ice. I laid out the picnic blanket and Alex cracked open some beers, all three of us stripped down to our speedos. It was Tim that asked Alex if he had only ever kissed one guy? Alex said yes that was true and Tim decided to change that. The three of us were still standing up and Tim moved in and started kissing Alex. This was amazingly hot!!! Both Alex and Tim were wearing black speedo brand speedos and seeing the two of them making out was really freaking hot!!!

There was no need to me to interrupt so I sat down on the picnic blanket and enjoyed the show. My cock was stirring in my AussieBum speedos and as Alex and Tim locked tongues I could see that their cocks were stirring as well.

Tim played it great and didn’t go too fast for Alex and let Alex make the first move towards touching cock. Without breaking their kiss Alex began rubbing the front of Tim’s speedo.

By now I was 100% hard and I’m pretty sure both of those guys were 100% hard.

I think it was time for me to get involved. I got on my knees and went up to the guys. I wanted them to keep kissing and I wanted their cocks. Tim knew what I was up to and gave me access to the front of his speedo. I pulled his cock out the leg of his speedo first and put it in my mouth. I didn’t wait long before I did the same to Alex. Now I had before me, two hot guys, in speedos, making out and both their cocks ready for me to feast on. And feast I did!!!

For the next 5 minutes, or more, I alternated between the guys cocks and worked them hard. All the while Alex and Tim kept making out.

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