Similar thing happened to me a few years ago. This lad asked me if he could rim me. I said “sure – just let me go have a wash” coz I’d only been for a dump about 15 minutes beforehand. He said “No don’t – it adds to the flavour!”. I was horrified. I let him go down and do whatever but his mouth didn’t come back up past my groin for the rest of the evening!

Mac.