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Blonde Chick

Bisexual Dave — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 03:57:17 +0000

Last month I posted a pic of this cute blonde chick taking it doggy style.

I thought she was a cutie – if I saw her out on the town I’d definitely hit on her. I thought I’d post some more pics for you guys.

Heidi from the Hills

Bisexual Dave — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 07:26:46 +0000

I posted a little while back that somehow the Hills is now being watched at my household. It is on after the news and we have 2 TV’s so normally the boys are playing Wii and the Hills is on mute on the other TV.

I still don’t get it – it is real or not? But I meant to post this photo of Heidi.

She is smokin’ – but I’m not sure I could last 5 minutes of her talking…. but then again if we had an hour together, a discussion on politics isn’t what I would have in mind.

I just looked her up on Wikipedia and she is from Crested Butte in Colorado – I’ve been there with my server admin Kip (he lives in Breckenridge which is only 3 or 4hrs north of Crested Butte. I wonder if she skis or snowboards?

She should get rid of Spencer – that guys a dick (perhaps it isn’t on mute all the time – hahaha).

Dish Pig

Bisexual Dave — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 02:49:49 +0000

One of my mates here on the coast is a chef (although he did a science degree at college) and he is a great guy. He is pretty loose, likes his weed and likes his booze but he is a nice guy and has helped me out a couple of times with my move back to Aussieland.

Earlier this month my chef buddy (we’ll call him Chef A – that is what his waitresses call him) got a job as the executive chef at a small restaurant and over a few Jack and Cokes I offered to help him out if he ever needed a hand. I don’t want a job and I’ve never even been inside a commercial kitchen but if someone was sick or something I offered to give him a hand.

I had forgotten all about my offer until I got a call from Chef A yesterday afternoon asking me if I was free to give him a hand last night. He had 250 people for a buffet dinner and he needed a dish washer for the night and was super short handed.

Sounds like fun – I’m in.

I haven’t had a ‘real’ job since I was in college but I had a great time!!! It is a new restaurant and they don’t have a whole lot of plates so I was working like crazy, the waitresses were cute, his su-chef (I’m sure that isn’t how you spell it) is this cute 21yo guy with the ego of Gordon Ramsay but about half the height. The owners were happy the way the night went and all the staff hung out at the bar for a couple of hrs after we were finished.

Maybe it is because I work on my own why I enjoyed it so much.

Ow – I would have loved to go home with the cute blonde su-chef but I ended up taking home one of the waitresses.

Girls of the Hills (TV Show)

Bisexual Dave — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 01:21:01 +0000

I don’t watch a whole lot of TV (to be honest any TV series I watch I normally download so I can avoid the commercials and watch more than one episode a week – right now I’m watching Season 4 of How I Met Your Mother).

However, today I was sitting on the couch with my laptop doing some work and one of my roommates was watching The Hills. I’ve seen this but I never got it – is it real or is it fake? Is it a reality show or is it scripted? I don’t get it.

What I do get is how HOT the chicks are on there!!!!!

I’m not sure I have the depth in my wallet or the patience for these girls. Particularly Heidi….. BUT she looks SMOKIN’ in a bikini.

I like Whitney though – she seems kinda nice (or her character does).

But my favourite Hill’s Girl has to be Audrina (I thought it was Audry – I had to Wikipedia that). And as you guys know I don’t have a ‘type’ (except I like ALL TYPES) but I would have to say I normally prefer blonde chicks and dark headed guys but this Audrina chick does tickle my fancy….