I’m starting to sound like Reverend Wright – preaching.  I’ll stop now.

Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

• Sainsbury condoms – making life taste better
• Tesco Condoms – every little helps
• Nike Condoms – Just do it
• Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life
• KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good
• Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hand
• Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load
• Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
• Coca Cola Condoms – The real thing
• Ever Ready Condoms – keep going and going
• Pringles Condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
• Burger King Condoms – Home of the Whopper
• Goodyear Condoms – “for a longer ride, go wide”
• Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
• Flash Condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
• Halford Condoms – we go the extra mile
• Royal Mail Condoms – I saw this and thought of you
• Andrex Condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
• Renault Condoms – size really does matter!
• Domestos Condoms – gets right in the rim
• Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
• Carlsberg Condoms – probably the best condom in the world
• Pepperami Condoms – its a bit of an animal
• Polo Condoms – the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
• McDonalds Condoms – I’m Lovin’ it!