A friend of mine called it a ‘condom’ shot.  I have never heard that before and he explained that it doesn’t feel as good but it is safe.

I really didn’t expect to blog about that golf joke but I was just watching some US News on NPR (yes I love my Fox News but I watch all sorts) and one of the commentators said that half of pregnancies in the US are unplanned and half of those pregnancies result in abortion.  Those figures really startled me.

For those of you who have been reading this for a while will know that I have a zero tollerance attitude towards unprotected sex – with men or women and it still startles me when people say ‘don’t worry about’.  Well, yeah I will worry about it thank you very much.  From those pregnancy figures obviously a lot of people out there are not worrying about it.

I’m starting to sound like Reverend Wright – preaching.  I’ll stop now.

Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

• Sainsbury condoms – making life taste better
• Tesco Condoms – every little helps
• Nike Condoms – Just do it
• Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life
• KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good
• Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hand
• Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load
• Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
• Coca Cola Condoms – The real thing
• Ever Ready Condoms – keep going and going
• Pringles Condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
• Burger King Condoms – Home of the Whopper
• Goodyear Condoms – “for a longer ride, go wide”
• Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
• Flash Condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
• Halford Condoms – we go the extra mile
• Royal Mail Condoms – I saw this and thought of you
• Andrex Condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
• Renault Condoms – size really does matter!
• Domestos Condoms – gets right in the rim
• Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
• Carlsberg Condoms – probably the best condom in the world
• Pepperami Condoms – its a bit of an animal
• Polo Condoms – the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
• McDonalds Condoms – I’m Lovin’ it!

- 2 horny English girls (both bicurious but love watching 2 guys getting it on).
- A ‘fuck buddy’ couple from Washington State (both of whom are bisexual).
- Will and Me.
- 3 Pairs of speedos.
- A little bit of alcohol.
- A packet of studded condoms.
- A bottle of that KY warming lube.

Well if you walked into our condo last night this is exactly what you would have found.

I had floated the idea with Will and with Henry and they both seemed keen.  Then yesterday when I was at home Samantha (who is the only housemate I haven’t fucked yet) told me that she was ‘excited’ about having the whole house get naked and horny.

I was horny myself the rest of the day and I was working all afternoon to try and keep my mind off what was about to happen.  At the drop of a hat I could have started stroking my cock and cum in a matter of minutes.

Finally everyone was home – Will was last to get home – and there was a nervousness in the air which was something that I hadn’t felt before.  We were having a few drinks and watching a snowboarding movie when Amy suggested that we move to the hot tub.  The three of us blokes were wearing speedos only and to my surprise all three girls were topless.

And that is where the games began – there was lots of foreplay in the hottub and the 2 English girls were keen to play with Samantha which was left Will and Henry for me.

Things moved inside and to the couch – everything was on now.  I came first in Will’s mouth,  then in Amy’s arse,  then in Samantha’s pussy and finally I came over Henry’s chest while Will fucked me (that was Julie’s request to see the 3 of us boys together and my cum load was no more than 2 drops).  From the time we got inside until we were all finished each of us had at least 3 orgasms under our belt (it is harder to tell with the girls).  Most of my time was with Will and Henry so this orgy had a definite homosexual feel to it.

What I can suggest to you guys is – if you have this opportunity again – take it!!!  Ow and my dick is a little sore this morning.

H is going to be headjob of course – but I don’t have any idea what I’m going to try for the letter I.  If you guys have any ideas leave a comment.