One of my favourite sayings is…

“It’s like a condom, better to have one and not need it, than to need it and not have it.”

I have been in the unfortunate position where I haven’t had a condom and have just had to live with oral sex – ow darn I hate it when I’m put out like that.

Some of my friends feel the same way, some don’t and it often shocks me the position they put themselves in.

This ‘concept’ of safe sex wasn’t drilled into me by anyone. My parents never gave me the ‘birds and bees’ talk, I’ve never really discussed sex with my folks and my first handful of sexual experiences weren’t long term things where subjects like this are developed over time. It just made sense to me and condoms are readily available and not very expensive.

Today Pope Benedict, in his infinite wisdom, has hinted and ‘lifting his ban’ on condom use….. with male prostitutes to start with in order to reduce the risk of spreading HIV.

I’m sure the catholic male prosititutes of the word are waiting for this ‘ban’ to be lifted so they can drop by their local drug store and pick up some rubbers before work. Does that make any sense? No sex before marriage and no marriage between anyone who isn’t a man and a woman. I’m pretty sure there are a few more steps that could be taken by the catholic church but it is nice to see them having a think about leaving the dark ages and joining the rest of us here in the 21st century.

Bit of a rant of a post and I promise I’ll post some more speedo pics tomorrow – actually tomorrow I have to spend about 8 hrs adding new movies to the database so I’ll make sure I share some screen shots with you guys.

I’m starting to sound like Reverend Wright – preaching.  I’ll stop now.

Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

• Sainsbury condoms – making life taste better
• Tesco Condoms – every little helps
• Nike Condoms – Just do it
• Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life
• KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good
• Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hand
• Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load
• Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
• Coca Cola Condoms – The real thing
• Ever Ready Condoms – keep going and going
• Pringles Condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
• Burger King Condoms – Home of the Whopper
• Goodyear Condoms – “for a longer ride, go wide”
• Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
• Flash Condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
• Halford Condoms – we go the extra mile
• Royal Mail Condoms – I saw this and thought of you
• Andrex Condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
• Renault Condoms – size really does matter!
• Domestos Condoms – gets right in the rim
• Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
• Carlsberg Condoms – probably the best condom in the world
• Pepperami Condoms – its a bit of an animal
• Polo Condoms – the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
• McDonalds Condoms – I’m Lovin’ it!