How do you masturbate?

How do you jerk off?

To be honest, I don’t know how other guys jerk off because when I’m with a guy who is horny we are playing together, not solo.

I have three regular routine/positions when masturbating:

  1. In bed, on my back, legs spread into a speedo.  This is my most common jerk off position and I do it probably 5 morning a week.  I did it this morning.  I probably use one speedo over a couple of days and then either throw it in the wash or put it on and jump in the ocean.Morning Wood
  2. In the bed again but on my knees cumming into a pair of speedos as well.  I do this probably 3 days a week and usually when I’m horny during the day and go into my room, strip down to my speedos, pull my cock out the leg of my speedos and go to town.  I’m usually picturing me behind a guy and ending his arse or I reach up, rub my nipples and think of a guy behind me fucking me.Guy Jerking Me Off
  3. Probably once a week I give myself a present with a serious jerking off.  It is usually when I’m writing about one of my experiences for you guys or editting some new speedo porn and I”m sitting at my little kitchen table and I want to jerk off at my computers.  I’ll put on a pair of lycra speedos, usually my ADIDAS 3-stripe, I put a towel on my office chair, I lube up one of my butt plugs and then I’m ready.  I pull the speedo away from my arse and I sit on the butt plug taking it all the way in, then I either use my Fleshjack or I keep my cock inside my speedo and rub it through the lycra until I cum.  This setup is messy which explains why I don’t do it as often but it is pretty intense and I’m watching some speedo porn while I do it.Speedo Cum

So, how do you jerk off?

Here is a collection of speedo guys jerking off in all sorts of positions – it is members only (click here to join now).

Also, I think I might try and get some selfies of me jerking off in these three positions and add it to my speedo selfie collection, would you guys like that?

Too cold for speedos

This morning I was up super early (5:30am), it was dark and cold.

I was supposed to meet the Married Guy at the pool for a masters swim training session.

I didn’t make it, the pool is heated but being cold was just so unmotivating.  I texted the Married Guy and got back in my warm bed and slept for another 3 hours.

Turns out he did make it to the pool and has been texting me all day giving me a hard time for being a pussy.  I told him if he wants to swing by my place after work I’ll make it up to him…..  he replied saying that I should probably skip lunch because of the load that he is going to make me guzzle (is that how you spell guzzle?  I don’t think I have ever written that down).

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Sex in the change rooms

I just got back from Colorado and had a great time with Kip (yes, there was lots of speedo/hottub sex).

It is a long trip home.  While I was on the train headed from Sydney up to the Central Coast I wrote a blog post saying that after getting in the ocean for a swim the next thing I was looking forward to was some Aussie cock.

Between that train ride and me getting home, I received a text message from the Married Guy saying:

Good to hear you are back, I’ve been enjoying following your travels.  I have a welcome home present for you and of course I’m DTF (down to fuck).  Monday swim and back to your place?

That actually gave me a hard on while I was sitting there on the train – haha.

So Monday came around and it was great being back in an outdoor pool, I definitely noticed the difference swimming at sea level compared to the few swims I had in Colorado at nearly 9,000 feet above sea level (Australia’s highest mountain is only 7,310 feet).  I got to the pool before the Married Guy but I noticed him wearing his black speedos in the lane next to me after about 300m.

The Married Guy usually swims about 1500m so I kept swimming until I figured he was about done and then waited.  He stopped, we shock hands both standing up to our waists in the pool.  The Married Guy told me to go into the change rooms and wait for me…..

The pool has a huge change room which is usually empty and has some shower cubicals.  I’ve had my fair share of sexual experiences in these showers and while I don’t think one would ever get caught… the idea of getting caught adds to how hot it is.  When I first started hooking up with the Married Guy he said that hooking up in the change rooms was pretty high on his sexual bucket list and we have done it twice.  So, when he told me to go in the change rooms and wait for me I didn’t need to be told twice.

As expected, there was nobody in the change rooms, I went to the end shower cubical which is pretty private, turned the shower on and started getting hard thinking about what was about to happen.  Then the Married Guy was standing in the door, the front of his speedo straining with his erect cock which was trying to get free.

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The Married Guy and I started making out which lead to us both being 100% hard within seconds.

Then, the Married Guy backed up again the wall (his back was against the wall), and then he turned me around and started rubbing his cock, which was still in his speedo, against my butt crack.  He had both his hands on my hips as I leaned back into his body as he grinded me.  At some point he pulled the front of his speedos down which gave him much more freedom to slide it up and down my speedo clad arse.

It was at this point that the Married Guy reached around and started rubbing my cock through my speedos.  Then he whispered in my ear:

We are going to ruin these speedos of yours Dave……

I was so turned on, between the Married Guys cock against my butt, his hand rubbing the front of my speedo, a public change room and he started to tell me what he had planned for the afternoon.

Once we are finished here Dave, you are going to put on your Welcome Home Present, an AussieBum jockstrap.  You are going to go home, strip down to the jockstrap, get on you bed, lube your arse up and I’m going to fuck your brains out!!!

That was about when I started to cum in the front of my speedo.

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When I had finished cumming, the Married Guy told me to bend over and he hand both hands on my hips and he slid his cock up and down my butt crack.

I’ve had 2 months of fucking pussy…. I’m looking forward to just plowing your tight little arse Dave!!!

That was when the Married Guy started cumming on the back of my speedo and at least his first rope of cum was on my back.  We both got our breath back and I stood up,  my speedo was ruined with the front full of my cum and the backside covered in the Married Guys cum.  There was no way I was getting the cum off them in the shower so I just took them off and followed the Married Guy into the main area of the change rooms.

I grabbed my towel quickly in case someone walked in and the Married Guy threw me an AussieBum jockstrap.

Since your speedos are ruined, you should put these on Dave.

The Married Guy had come from work so he was wearing trousers, button up shirt, tie where I was just wearing board shorts and a polo shirt (and the jockstrap he just gave me) so I was dressed first.  As I walked out of the change rooms I said to the Married Guy.

See ya in 10 minutes, I’ll be ready.

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What do hear what happened?  I’ll have more for you guys tomorrow – I need to go for a swim because I’ve cum in my speedos again just writing about this…..

Speedo Shy

Kip and I just walked in the door after a big big couple of days.  Everything went to plan and we visited the three different hot springs (Glenwood, Radium and Hot Sulfur).  We also snowboarded Beaver Creek and Winter Park which was pretty cool.

Unfortunately, there was no ‘action’ to report other than just Kip and I – which is still pretty hot having speedo sex on tap.

As I expected, Kip did pussy out wearing speedos to the Glenwood Hot Springs.  There were a shit tonne of people there – like hundreds but the pool was huge and you weren’t really on top of people but it was busy.   Of course, I speedo’d it up and to further take the mickey out of Kip for wearing dork shorts, I wore my very colourful new Turbo speedos (pictures of them below).

There were a couple of old guys in speedos but otherwise nobody cared.

The Radium hot spring was my favourite but I’ve been there before – Kip did speedo it up there but we didn’t do anything naughty because it was during the day and a family could have walked up on us without us hearing.

The Hot Sulfur Springs was very cool (or hot) as well.  We were there on Monday night and stayed until closing.  There were half a dozen hot springs and Kip did speedo it up with me there as well.  There were a few people in the main pool which was gorgeous with a waterfall flowing into the pool.  Kip and I were horny and we found the Sage Pool tucked in one corner which was really hot and very private.  We sucked each other off which was pretty hot considering we could have been interrupted.

Don’t worry, we didn’t get any cum in the hot pool, we both swallow.

Since Kip did pussy out on wearing speedos at the Glenwood Hot Springs, I am looking for a hookup to fuck in front of Kip…. if you are in Breck over the next week or so let me know.

Here are some guys looking fantastic in the Turbo speedos that I wore to the hot springs over the last couple of days.

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