Of course, I have received emails and comments from other guys in San Fran but thus far I haven’t been able to take any kind of advantage of this. An online celebrity is not the same as a real life celebrity.

One guy I have spoken to a little bit online has told me that he is part of a small group of guys, some gay, some bi, who get together every couple of weeks for some casual, no strings fucking.

There was a ‘gathering’ about 10 days ago but I couldn’t make it. Tonight there is another ‘gathering’. Should be about half a dozen guys, all about my age at a nice house walking distance from where I’m living. I’m a little nervous but also more than a little bit excited. It is an after dinner thing so I’ll let you guys know how it goes tomorrow – wish me luck.

One fetish that Jaime as I share is having sex in public.  Last night we were on the couch fooling around, she was down to her bikini bottoms and I was down to my black lycra AussieBum speedos when we decided we wanted to fuck outside.

Turns out my neighbours, who are pretty nice, have a pool and they are out of town (I’ve been picking up their mail and putting out their rubbish bins for the last week).  I suggested maybe we go for a swim and Jaime was keen as mustard.

So we got off the couch and climbed over the fence (still only wearing a single piece of clothing each) and went for a swim.  The water was way too cold so we ended up on some of the outdoor furniture….

Jaime is off to Sydney for work this week which will give me some time to think about somewhere new to fuck.

Do you guys find you get super antsy when not getting laid for a while? Maybe it is because I was bored as well but sometimes it drives me nuts.

So I headed down on Friday afternoon and met Will at his apartment after work – it seemed that he was just as horny as I was and we ended up running late for dinner…. Even at dinner all I could think about was getting Will back to his place, stripping him down to his black speedos (which I knew he was wearing) and going at it.

Needless to say…. that is exactly what we did when we finally got home.

I’m starting to sound like Reverend Wright – preaching.  I’ll stop now.

Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

• Sainsbury condoms – making life taste better
• Tesco Condoms – every little helps
• Nike Condoms – Just do it
• Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life
• KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good
• Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hand
• Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load
• Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
• Coca Cola Condoms – The real thing
• Ever Ready Condoms – keep going and going
• Pringles Condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
• Burger King Condoms – Home of the Whopper
• Goodyear Condoms – “for a longer ride, go wide”
• Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
• Flash Condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
• Halford Condoms – we go the extra mile
• Royal Mail Condoms – I saw this and thought of you
• Andrex Condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
• Renault Condoms – size really does matter!
• Domestos Condoms – gets right in the rim
• Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
• Carlsberg Condoms – probably the best condom in the world
• Pepperami Condoms – its a bit of an animal
• Polo Condoms – the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
• McDonalds Condoms – I’m Lovin’ it!