Cute Blonde Preschool Teacher

On Friday night I ended up having a great session at the pub…. it was unexpected and I didn’t really feel like it but a mate from Sydney was up and the night just created itself.

I did get talking to 2 chicks during the evening….. one chick looked like Natalie Portman, well she did until I looked her up on Facebook the next day and maybe she didn’t really look that much like Natalie Portman.  The second chick who I thought might have come home with me was a little blonde firecracker preschool teacher who turned out to be 2 years older than me.

My mate from Sydney was trying way too hard to get in her pants so as we shut down the bar I kinda left them since he was staying just down the road.  But, the next morning I get a text from her.

So this week I might ask the preschool teacher out….

I should add a pic to this post – she doesn’t look this hot but she is a cutie and I saw her on the dance floor.

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Girls who like speedos

The last 10 days to 2 weeks have been phenominal.

My original plan was that I would be back on the beach in Australia today but I’ve been super busy with work, I’m been super busy snowboarding the recent powder here in Breck (20″+ over the last week).  The snow has been fantastic and I’ve been having way too much fun.

Because I’ve been working a lot – members of SwimmerBoyz.com will testify to the updates and the new features over there – I haven’t been blogging as much as I would like but c’est la vie (such is life).

In the last 10 days I’ve had a threesome with a couple in Denver, I’ve had a threesome with Kip and a guy from North Carolina on vacation AND last night I had a 2hr shower with a cute brunette from Texas.  Why the hell would I ever leave America?!?!?!?!

I wanted to share with you guys that this Texan chick liked my speedos.  We hottubbed, I wore my dork shorts with a pair of black ‘speedo brand’ speedos under them and she invited me into the shower.  She got naked pretty quickly and we were making out.  After far too long she finally asked me why I was clothed…..

  1. I asked her if I could take her bikini top off, she said yes.
  2. A couple of minutes later…. I asked her if I could take her bikini bottoms off, she said yes.

It was some period of time later, at least 10 minutes of her completely naked, and after a lot of kissing that she asked me why I was fully dressed (in my dork shorts)….

Once the topic was raised she undid the drawstring on my drok shorts and I was about to push them, and my black speedos down.  She noticed the speedos and told me to wait!!!

She took off my dork shorts and admired my speedos.  I was surprised and I think she was too.

Her hands were all over my speedo clad butt and I asked her why it was a big deal.  I explained that I always wear speedos under my boardies (dork shorts) and she said that she liked it.  She said she wanted me to wear speedos all the time.  And she said that she liked my butt in my speedos.

We took thinks from the shower to the bedroom and I grabbed another pair of speedos (my new black lycra arenas) and the two of us spent the next 90 minutes fucking like rabbits, all the while I wore those black speedos.

Goes to show – not all women, or American women don’t like speedos!!!

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Girls Drive me Crazy

There is a reason why there are a growing number of gay guys (maybe not growing but a growing number of ‘out’ guys for sure) – it is because girls (some of them) are crazy.

Over the last 2 or 3 weeks I’ve been courting this cute little brunette here in town – she has lived here a couple of years and she is really cute.

Last weekend she ended up back at the house after a big night and she slept in my bed.  We didn’t shag but we did pretty much everything else.  The next day we slept in, I made her breakfast and I dropped her home.

Note: Kip is the best wingman on the planet and once he knew I had a girl back at the house he made himself scarce and went for a snowboard in the morning so we had the house to ourselves.

Back to to story – so the chick (we’ll call her McFly – I’m not telling you why), tells me over breakfast that a year ago she hooked up with this guy and he is back in town.  She really liked him and they clicked but the day before he left, she found out that he was married and had at least one kid.  He had taken off his wedding ring while he was on a boys trip to Breckenridge skiing.  McFly said she was pissed off and wants to kick him in the nuts if she saw him in town.

We are friends on the Facestalker and she was busy with work so we haven’t had a chance to catch up since breakfast but now I’m reading on facebook that she has forgiven him and having a great time with “an old friend”.

Are you kidding me?  I only wish I was as big a dirt bag as this guy – what an arsehole and how stupid of McFly.

I’ve seen this a few times with female friends of mine who hook up with married guys and they are soooo gullable to their bullshit.

I’m disappointed in McFly and there are so many great, smart girls out there who deserve a guy who doesn’t lie or bullshit (that is me of course).  I don’t think I’ll persue her anymore.

Would love to hear what you guys think – leave a comment (you have to click on the post and then the comment box will appear at the bottom).