How do you masturbate?

How do you jerk off?

To be honest, I don’t know how other guys jerk off because when I’m with a guy who is horny we are playing together, not solo.

I have three regular routine/positions when masturbating:

  1. In bed, on my back, legs spread into a speedo.  This is my most common jerk off position and I do it probably 5 morning a week.  I did it this morning.  I probably use one speedo over a couple of days and then either throw it in the wash or put it on and jump in the ocean.Morning Wood
  2. In the bed again but on my knees cumming into a pair of speedos as well.  I do this probably 3 days a week and usually when I’m horny during the day and go into my room, strip down to my speedos, pull my cock out the leg of my speedos and go to town.  I’m usually picturing me behind a guy and ending his arse or I reach up, rub my nipples and think of a guy behind me fucking me.Guy Jerking Me Off
  3. Probably once a week I give myself a present with a serious jerking off.  It is usually when I’m writing about one of my experiences for you guys or editting some new speedo porn and I”m sitting at my little kitchen table and I want to jerk off at my computers.  I’ll put on a pair of lycra speedos, usually my ADIDAS 3-stripe, I put a towel on my office chair, I lube up one of my butt plugs and then I’m ready.  I pull the speedo away from my arse and I sit on the butt plug taking it all the way in, then I either use my Fleshjack or I keep my cock inside my speedo and rub it through the lycra until I cum.  This setup is messy which explains why I don’t do it as often but it is pretty intense and I’m watching some speedo porn while I do it.Speedo Cum

So, how do you jerk off?

Here is a collection of speedo guys jerking off in all sorts of positions – it is members only (click here to join now).

Also, I think I might try and get some selfies of me jerking off in these three positions and add it to my speedo selfie collection, would you guys like that?

Speedo Jerk Off

I feel like I should share with you guys what I got up to yesterday afternoon…..

It was around lunch time, I was just working away and I received an email from a long time member of SpeedoFetish.com, who was staying at the fanciest hotel in Terrigal as he is in town on business (he lives in Melbourne).  He had finished his work requirements, had ducked down to the beach for a swim (in his AussieBum speedos) and when he was walking back up to the hotel he remembered that I live nearby and thought he’d email me.

He attached a selfie of himself on the balcony of his hotel room wearing his AussieBums.

He is a little bit older than me (10 years older) but looked pretty good in his speedo and I was just sitting at home working less than 1km from a member and fan…. you guys know how much I love and appreciate my members.

The guy loves speedos but is very much in the closet (never really done anything with a guy) and he told me he just wanted to hang out in speedos for a while and jerk off – which is completely fine with me.  It sounded good to both of us and I told him I’d be knocking on his door in 20 minutes.

I wore my black ADIDAS 3-stripe speedos under my dork shorts and just walked down the beach – I didn’t even have any shoes but I did have condoms just in case.

True to my word, about 20 minutes later I was knocking on his door.

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Fleshjack with a girl

I do own a Fleshlight and I use it a couple of times a month I suppose.  There is a little bit of cleaning up which is a pain so I normally jerk off in my speedos and then jump into the ocean before my cum starts oozing down my legs – hehehe.

One of my buddies here, his girlfriend (now wife) bought him a Fleshlight just before she went on a 2 week cruise with her mother.  I think it was a half joke but I thought we all thought it was pretty funny.

I’ve never had a girl use my Fleshlight on me though….. if there are 3 holes available why use a Fleshlight but it could be fun.

Also – if you are interested, click here to buy a Fleshlight (that is where I bought mine from).

 

Watching a Beach Blowjob

This morning (Friday) was a gorgeous day, one of the classic Australian East Coast summer days.  About 20C, no wind and not a cloud in the sky.

After doing some work I decided to head up to Birdie Beach (nude beach about half an hour north of my place).  I’d touch up my speedo tan and do some paperwork.  When I go up to Birdie Beach I usually park in the normal carpark just to see what is going on since that is the main nudist area.  But then I walk south of the point far enough that I have some privacy.  That is what I did.

Once I got 100m or so south of the carpark I decided to strip down to my speedos which were a pair of white AussieBum Coolabah’s like the ones pictured here.

These speedos are really hot, the fit snug and low on my hips.  They are super see through when we though but are a bright white when they are dry.

White AussieBum Speedos
I put my shorts and t-shirt in my backpack which had my laptop in it and kept walking down the beach.  There wasn’t another soul to be seen looking south.

Usually I walk half to a kilometer down the beach, nobody would be concerned by my see through speedos.  However, there are a couple of cutting through the bush from the road down to the beach and within a couple of minutes of me stripping down to my white speedos, I saw a couple walk down one of these paths to the beach in the distance.

They were a fair way off but there was nobody else about at all.  Looked like they put down some towels and they started walking in my direction and here I was wearing nothing but my white speedos and a back pack.  But I had no where to go. Over the next few minutes the distance between us closed.  I’m going to guess they were in their early 30’s, both pretty hot.  She was wearing a black bikini and he was just wearing a pair of dork shorts and no shirt.

After what felt like an eternity we crossed paths… we all said g’day but I could tell they were smirking to themselves but I thought I saw a glint in the girls eye.

I walked on little further, actually I walked maybe 100m past where they had come down to the beach and I saw their towels.  100m was a good distance, not too close but within sights I suppose.

I jumped in the water which is cool this time of year but not too cold (I think it is officially 18C).  Then I came back, lied on my stomach, opened my laptop and started working.

A while later (mabye 45 minutes) I could see the couple walking back.  I hadn’t seen another person the entire time.  As they got in line with their towels they both went for a swim.  The ocean was dead calm and up to their chests in water the couple started making out.  I could see them and I’m sure they could see me.  It was pretty hot but things were about to get even hotter.

They exited the ocean, came up to their towels and laid them out.  I saw that both of them looked my way more than once so they knew I was there and I was trying to be discrete.

Now on land they continued making out.  Then the girl got on her knees, the guy lifted his hips and she pulled his dork shorts down!!!  She started sucking him off right there in front of me on the beach.  Now I was hard and had to adjust my cock in my AussieBum speedos.

Beach Blowjob

By the looks of things from my perspective, she sucked him dry!!!  When she finally removed her lips from his cock, he pulled his dork short back up and that was the end of it.  They picked up their towels and headed towards the path.  I could tell they were both looking in my direction and for some reason I lifted a hand and gave them a thumbs up – hahaha.  Funniest thing is…. they both gave me a thumbs up in return!!!

I gave them a few minutes to leave the beach, then I rolled over, undid the drawstring on my speedos releasing my 100% hard cock and began pounding away.  Imagining that the couple had invited me over to join in.  I came all over myself in no time.

So how was your Friday?

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