An old girlfriend of mine is in town (an X-Box) and herself, myself and a few old friends all caught up for some drinks after dinner.  I honestly thought it was all going to be polite and non-sexual.  I ended up dropping the X-Box at her hotel room, she told me I should see it.  I was really “you sure”, I was very non-forth coming.

That is weird for me because I’m normally very forthcumming.

Turns out we are on the couch – she is cold so she says she is going to bed and expects me to meet her there without my jeans.

Again, I was “You sure?  I thought I was just dropping you off.”

I still have a penis and it works just fine so who am I to disagree with the sexual ‘Lords’.

As a side note – she was look really hot – skinnier than I’d ever seen her, cute blonde haircut – but I had listened to her talk dribble for 2hrs so she wasn’t looking that hot righ tnow.

So I walk around her beautiful hotel suit, she gets into bed and tells me to get in and warm her up – I take off my jeans and she takes off everything of mine except my black speedos.  Then she tells me how much she loves my speedos – she always did – higgity-giggity.

Finally we get to some making out and she goes down south.  There seems to be a lot of people in my sex life right now so lets call this chick Bikram – because like Bikram is to Yoga, this chick is to BlowJobs.  I’ve never had better – guys are normally better but this chick has it DIALED!!!!  So we’ll call her the Bikram of Blowjobs from now on.

And jeez Louise she still has it!!!

Anyways I had to stop her – I didn’t want to cum before satisfying her.  So I started eating her out – she taught me a lot about eating chicks out.  She had a furry as hell pussy (I shaved today myself) and she is normally waxed or shaved at the least.

And unacceptable wicket.

No wonder so many guys are gay – I’m a cunnilingus expert.  I have spent hours between chicks legs discovering how to make them cum.  I’ve even aquired a taste for ‘lady juice’ (I didn’t like it at first – I remember dry reaching the first time I put my mouth near one).

So after 30 minutes of my tongue going on lots of adventures….. she announces that “I’m not in the mood – but I’ve never had anyone give head like you Dave”.  WTF????  She was always hard to make cum so I kinda believe her.

I was going to stay and cuddle but she has just moved back to town and she knows my buddies.  So I chose to head home after that – so I could have a quiet scotch and write this blog post.

I’m pumped and want to tell all my str8 mates here that I reek of pussy right now – if a blind man walked past me in the street he’d say “That vagina has an Aussie accent.”

Thing is, I don’t like this girl.  She broke my heart a few years back and she has just moved into my town.  I like sex just as much as the next guy and I’m having fun with Mr Big Cock and Jaime and I have been ‘kind of’ setup with 2 really hot chicks who sound awesome (I’m going to need some tips on that which I’ll ask you guys in the next couple of days).

Sorry for the blogging dribble guys – I can share the ‘smelling like pussy’ thing to my str8 mates and even my family would love to hear that I’ve hooked up with the ‘Bikram of Blow’ but none of them can put it into the context of my real life….  which I am fortunate enough to share with you guys.

I’ve been setup on blind dates a few times which I think is kind of nice.

My buddies here on the Central Coast don’t seem to have many single girls floating about.  Most of my close circle of friends are now married or in long term relationships and the girls don’t seem to hang out with many girls outside the ‘circle of trust’ hahaha.

But, today I got a call from one of my mates wifes setting me up with an old friend of hers who just moved to the coast from Sydney.  Tomorrow I’m going to have lunch with her so fingers crossed.

I rode with Ian all morning and around lunch time I told him what my plan was (I didn’t tell him I planned to suck his cock).  The plan being that he and I would go over and see Amy after dinner.  I told Ian that Amy had told me she liked him and that I would delivery him into her open arms (or legs).  I hadn’t told Amy about any of this,  I figured I’d just txt her and tell her that ‘I was for Ian” and we are cumming over.

Being his last night in town Ian was hoping to have a big one and from his reaction this was exactly what he was hoping for.

We rode all day and got in around 4pm, we had a hot tub (speedos were on but only under our boardies), and then we just sat around watching some snowboarding movies and knocking back a few scotches. Ian was super keen to hear about Amy and I tried to play it as kewl as I could,  I did tell him not to mention anything to the other housemates though (I is proving to be a tough letter and this would give me a nice head start - hehehe).

So around 6pm I texted Amy the following (Amy was staying at her Dad’s condo for the week as it wasn’t rented out)…

Ian and I want to cum over and fuck your brains out?  Let me know what time you’d be keen…

I didn’t even have to ask if it was OK – I knew Amy would be keen.

A whole 10 seconds after I sent off the txt Amy sent one back!!!

Quarter after 7 and the house is ours I’ll leave the door ajar.  Keenas Mustard (that was an internal joke in the house which I’ll explain one day).

I showed Ian the fone - as you can expect he was pretty pumped.

We grabbed another round of drinks and headed to the hot tub again (Sam and Henry had gotten home, Julie was due home any minute, Will had some work thingy on late).  I wanted to get Ian on my own and convince him of the speedo thing and how much Amy would like it (the truth was how much I’d like it).

In the hottub I told Ian that I had fucked Amy and that she loved anal (I think I’m the only one in the house who loves receiving anal more than she does - hehehe).  Then I dropped the bomb on how much she loves it when Will and I wear speedos in the hot tub and that I recommend he wears a speedo tonight.

Ian was kewl with that and told me that he had something up his sleeve.

We got out the hot tub and went back to my room to get ready for this threesome with Amy.  I had the first shower and while Ian was in the shower I got dressed (a pair of White DE Speedos under my jeans of course).  Then Ian came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around him and announced to the room (I was the only other person in the room) that if Amy liked Aussie guys in speedos then she’d love this!!!

With that he dropped his towel and I saw him wearing a black lycra g-string.  It looked very similar to the one pictured below.

Hot or what!!!!!

Ian did the model turn around thing and all which gave me a great look at his butt. Ian’s butt looked very tasty and he did have the reminents of speedo tanlines.  It looked hot which I told Ian and I told him that Amy would love it.

Ian put some cargos on and we left for the 5 minute walk up the street to where Amy was babysitting.

The front door was ajar (as Amy promised) and we knocked as we walked in. Amy was obviously waiting and was obviously horny – she barely said hello before she jumped Ian and started kissing him.  This was a quick kiss and then Amy turned her attentions to me.

There was a little bit of small talk and we grabbed a drink from the kitchen. From there Amy gave Ian and I directions to the sauna which was in the house and told us that she was going to check on the kid and she’d meet us in there.

Ian and I found the sauna,  stripped down (me to my white speedo and Ian to his black gstring).  Amy had turned the sauna on earlier and as I walked in the hot air seemed to burn the inside of my lungs.  Ian noticed my white speedo and asked me what DE Swimwear was and I told him that it was my own line of speedos. He thought that was pretty kewl.

The two of us were lying on our backs getting used to the heat (2 minutes and I could already see the sweat shining on Ian’s chest) when Amy arrived and my white speedo was already becoming see through. Amy was wearing a tiny tiny black gstring and nothing covering her breasts.

Before Amy got to work on Ian’s cock (which would be in about 20 seconds) she filled the wooden bucket used to add water to the hot coals and poured it over her effectively naked body. She filled it up again and poured water of me and finally did this to Ian – the cold water felt amazing and seemed to give you energy which the hot air had sucked out.

Speaking of sucking – Amy had Ian swing around so he was sitting on the bench and she knelt between his legs and pulled the front of his gstring down. She commented on how hot she thought his gstring was and then got to work sucking his cock.  Now I have seen Amy horny and this has to be the horniest I’ve seen her – he devoured Ian’s cock and I have to admit, it had me hard as a rock in seconds.

While this was happening I was enjoying seeing Ian’s cock – he was shaved but had left a tuff of pubic hair just above his shaft. By now my cock was rock solid and visible through the sheer lycra of my white speedo.

Ian was enjoying himself and I was enjoying the show. Then Amy took a breath and told me to fuck her arse (yes that is how she phrased it). I did what I was told and I didn’t last very long at all which was to be expected since the view I had of Ian was hot.

I pulled myself out of Amy and removed my condom – I doused myself in water and I sat up next to Ian and poured the cool water over his chest. All I wanted now was to suck on that cock of Ian’s and he was getting close.

Amy then stood up and told Ian she wanted to see how good his Aussie tongue was – she stood up on the bench straddling Ian’s chest and he didn’t need to be asked twice as he started eating Amy’s pussy. Now was my chance but I didn’t want to freak Ian out by just jumping on his cock. It was Amy who would give me the lead I needed.

Ian’s gstring was still pulled down under his shaved balls and his cock was pointing up and twitching – he was dying to cum and I was more than happy to help him out.

“Dave, I think you should help out Ian and start sucking his cock. You don’t have any problems with that do you Ian?” Amy asked.

Ian couldn’t make an audible response and I took the opening – I knelt between Ian’s legs and went to work on his cock. As my mouth moved down onto the end of his shaft I felt a little dizzy. I had known Ian since I was 13 and although I had hoped to suck his cock one day I never actually thought this day would cum. The dizziness passed and I was working Ian’s cock hard – my left hand was rubbing his inner thigh and my right hand was slowly massaging his shaved balls.

Then Ian came.

His cum spurting into my mouth was like a torrent!!! I took it all but it was a struggle and some did drip out of the left side of my mouth. It was perhaps the biggest load of cum I have even taken in my mouth.

With the cum slowly dripping down to my chin I tucked Ian back into his black gstring and I moved up to Amy and let her lick the last drop of Ian’s cum from the side of my mouth.

For the next hour the three of us fucked some more although I didn’t get to suck Ian again and when Amy asked him to suck my cock he wasn’t too keen which is OK.

Once we were done we pretty much left – Amy didn’t want us getting caught by the parents when they came home. One the walk back to my place Ian said that it was THE most amazing sexual experience he had ever had by far. I asked him if it weirded him out me sucking him off – I talked it down saying that it was just in the moment and that it was a real turn on for me. Ian said that he had never had his cock sucked by a guy and although it isn’t something he would really do that it was kewl because it was just sooooo hot.

As a side note – Ian did say that I was a good cock sucker.