Theft….

Hi everybody…. Hi Doctor Nick!!!

I’m a little dusty this morning, there is a bottle of rum missing and $150 out of my wallet missing. Neither of which is a result of theft.

Not sure how to play this ‘Karen’ thing – last nights drunken post on AussieSpeedoGuy.net was a first in many many ways. Only 12,000 people read this blog a day so I hope it isn’t boring you guys. I’m open to suggestions on how to play it. I’m not 100% sure but I think I made out with her.

You guys know I’ve a habit of being hungover and horny……

I’m going to go back to sleep, then I’ll grab some brunch, then I’ll go to my first ever soccer game, then I’ll watch some cricket and by then I’ll feel much better I hope.

One thought on “Theft….

  1. Hi everybody…. Hi Doctor Nick!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Funniest opening line to a blog post for a LOOOOONG time……

    Love it 🙂

Let me know what you are thinking mate.....